Robot Wanted

The robot I want should fulfill the following criteria:

• Have a handwriting that closely mimics that of mine
• Be able to clear a 5 kg stack of mock exam papers in two hours
• Be able to brainstorm 28 different ideas for a single concept
• Handle project work with humans with ease

Some benefits that I will provide are:

• Unlimited power supply for the robot as long as the robot fulfills expectations
• Keeping the robot in a pristine condition
• Sending the robot for repairs as and when needed
  

Interested parties keen to provide me with this robot may leave a comment on this post.