Prelude to Birthday Special!

My birthday is coming soon! For the interested, my birthday falls on E-Learning Day! And another clue for the unsure, the day is a perfect square. (A third clue so you can't say you don't know my birthday: the date is a palindrome.) So don't say I didn't give advance notice!

And back to my agenda, I want presents! And material (read: real) presents! Here's what I would like:

1. Something Orange
2. Something Sincere
   
3. Something Useful
4. Something Interesting
5. Something Fun
   

Conditions 1 and 2 should be fulfilled by your gift. (It's all right - you don't have to kill yourself - if your gift doesn't meet conditions 3 or 4 or 5.) Anyway, watch this blog for a special post on my Birthday!

PS: And prepare those presents quick!